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Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face! Shout out to my fingers, I can always count on them.

Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. I love how people say they're "expecting" a baby, as if it might be something else, like a penguin.

You haven’t experienced awkward until you try to tickle someone who isn’t ticklish. After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says W T F.

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I was actually thinking it could be fun until that point, but now I’m wondering if they have ever even met me and actually get who I am. The guy responsible for apostrophes clearly has other issues as well.

You ever have one of those moments when an old friend sees or hears something and comments, Well, now I’m getting those thoughts about the owners of this site. The good news is that these Dating jokes were compiled by our researchers, who I have been told to refer to as “comic geniuses” for reasons that elude me. And judging by that sexist comment, I’m wondering if the owners didn’t just hire my uncle. Finish on a high, they said, but nobody told this guy.

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I personally have never had this issue, and not just because I’m unemployed and have never had a girlfriend. I think we need to sack the guy responsible for apostrophes, but first I just want to clarify that “that guy” is not me. The problem with comebacks is that we all know the best ones and we have all thought of a few great ones ourselves, but in the moment, they all fade away and the only thing we have left is, “Yeah? She sounds like a catch, he should totally stick with that one.

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Maybe if we all emailed the constitution to each other, the NSA will finally read it. Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? If you liked these then you should check out the unexpected twist this dude got when he needed Amazon chat support.

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